Karate Kickers Pillows

Karate and Judo: 'Will one lesson be enough to get more housekeeping from my hubbie?'

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Ninja bread men"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Martial Arts

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"Remedial Karate"

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'