Karate Fan Pillows

'You should never have convinced her to take karate lessons in the first place, mate.'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Ninja bread men"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Women's Martial Arts Center

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

Karataoke

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Bob's a tool belt."

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

Martial Arts

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

"Remedial Karate"