Taekwondo Kicker Pillows

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

Martial Arts

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Martial Arts

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

Cat boxer

"Dang! This guy's good!"

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

Green Belt

"Dang! This guy's good!"

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

Kung Foo Cat

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'

Black BeltBlue BeltBlack and Blue Belt.

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

Martial art painting.

'I want a perfume that will overpower a man. I'm tired of karate!'

Martial Arts

'The first move you must learn, is how to open your wallet and pay for your lessons.'