Taekwondo Enthusiast Pillows

'You may now kick the bride.'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember me?'

Karataoke

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

Martial Arts

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Skateboard

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

The Karate Kitten.

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"Three more classes and I get my belt."