Taekwondo Aficionado Pillows

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'You may now kick the bride.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

Martial Arts

Greco-polar wrestling

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

"Three more classes and I get my belt."