Tenpin Aficionado Pillows

Bowl Mon.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mixed Doubles.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Ironing day.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love PE.

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"Once more, with fury."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."