Tennis Enthusiast Pillows

John McEnroe

"Anyone for tennis?"

Tennis Balls

'Wimbledon - The British weather is causing ever more contentious line-calls.'

"And the crowd roars."

"Why do men play best of five and women best of three?"

Mixed Doubles.

Watching a tennis match vs. watching the stock market.

'Strategy , , , got to think strategy , , ,'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"You're on the forty-ninth floor now, Mr. Dowd. Up here, the world no longer revolves around you."

Anyone for tennis?

"In future you should leave the 'Between the leg' shots to Andy Murray!"

Roger Federer

Tennis coach says to player, 'People are calling you the next Tim Henman!' Player responds with, 'Bastards!'

'Your serves are a little weak. Practicing with this ball should solve that problem.'

Playing with your food.

'Now, that's what I call a smash!'

Two tennis players playing over computer that says 'The Net'.

Dog ball-boy.

'He's been poaching for forty years and she couldn't take it any more.'

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'We managed to get to the Tennis Elbow before it spread to your balls!'

Bjorn Borg

'It's better to keep the second ball in your pocket.'

'I like tennis - I've always been into mixed doubles.'

Tennis talking over the net.

Senior tennis player having a tennis-oriented vision check-up.

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

'She's always like this when Wimbledon ends.'

'Here's the problem, this wall is made out velcro.'

Tennis was much harder before string was invented.

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

"It's kind of a shame, really. Before tennis they used to be the best of friends."

"I feel like I play better on clay."