Tennis Fanatics Pillows

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

Ex-Wimbledon British Champions

"God, I hate Wimbledon fortnight!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Mixed Doubles.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

I love PE.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Once more, with fury."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."