Tennis Fan Pillows

'Middle managers play tennis.'

"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."

'The light is fading, nobody can see the advert on my shirt.'

'Did you know Geoffrey was once a tennis umpire?'

'Do we have to go through this every year Henman says he can win Wimbledon?'

"He's really good. He's a omnipotent beig that has existed before time and the universe, plus he used to play tennis."

"Why don't we enroll in a Conflict Resolution Program where we can study the underpinnings of conflict dynamics and implement strategies to foster sustainable peace?"

'Extinct species' 'England Wimbledon Champ'

"Honestly, won't you miss us?"

Novak Djokovic

Yeah, there was a mix up at the job centre.

Tennis corruption

"Nobody out on the court is on drugs."

Garbiñe Muguruza

"... And how much am I bid for this set of, John McEnroe's golf clubs?"

Men's wear, guy hiding under rack.

Two flies and a spider umpiring playing tennis on a cow.

I'm part of the 'white line' team at Wimbledon!

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

The keen cricket fan

Man plays swingball with his head.

T-Rex was horrible at tennis, but his opponents still let him win.

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Sports Membership Has Its Privileges

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

Pete Sampras

Monica Seles

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.