Tennis Fan Gifts

'Middle managers play tennis.'

"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."

'The light is fading, nobody can see the advert on my shirt.'

'Did you know Geoffrey was once a tennis umpire?'

'Do we have to go through this every year Henman says he can win Wimbledon?'

"He's really good. He's a omnipotent beig that has existed before time and the universe, plus he used to play tennis."

"Why don't we enroll in a Conflict Resolution Program where we can study the underpinnings of conflict dynamics and implement strategies to foster sustainable peace?"

'Extinct species' 'England Wimbledon Champ'

"Honestly, won't you miss us?"

Novak Djokovic

Yeah, there was a mix up at the job centre.

Tennis corruption

"Nobody out on the court is on drugs."

Garbiñe Muguruza

Men's wear, guy hiding under rack.

Two flies and a spider umpiring playing tennis on a cow.

I'm part of the 'white line' team at Wimbledon!

The keen cricket fan

Man plays swingball with his head.

T-Rex was horrible at tennis, but his opponents still let him win.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'