Tennis Enthusiasts Gifts

'Could you help me on my grunting.'

'..and showers over Wimbledon may lead to outbreaks of Cliff Richard later.'

Ballboy! Please wait until the rally ends!

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

'Okay, who put the Billiard ball in the ball machine?'

'Watch out, you'll get tennis elbow.'

'I guess there's a lack of big trials. Court TV is carrying a tennis match.'

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

Novak Djokovic

"Looks like the strawberries are socially distancing."

"I can't stand those preppy types."

'The new roof will not only keep the rain out, but also keep the grunting in'

'Please Wait to be Seeded - Thank You.'

Roger Federer's Tips for Vacuuming

We apologise for the break in service, but while we've been off air, there's been a break in service.

The AdRams Family no.18 - Tennis skills

'Let this be a lesson...never laugh at someone who double-faults match point!'

"For the love of Pete! Later, after surgery!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mixed Doubles.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love PE.

"My therapist plays with my brain."