Tennis Enthusiasts Gifts

'Could you help me on my grunting.'

'..and showers over Wimbledon may lead to outbreaks of Cliff Richard later.'

Ballboy! Please wait until the rally ends!

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

'Okay, who put the Billiard ball in the ball machine?'

'Watch out, you'll get tennis elbow.'

'I guess there's a lack of big trials. Court TV is carrying a tennis match.'

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

Novak Djokovic

"Looks like the strawberries are socially distancing."

"I can't stand those preppy types."

'The new roof will not only keep the rain out, but also keep the grunting in'

'Please Wait to be Seeded - Thank You.'

Roger Federer's Tips for Vacuuming

We apologise for the break in service, but while we've been off air, there's been a break in service.

The AdRams Family no.18 - Tennis skills

'Let this be a lesson...never laugh at someone who double-faults match point!'

"For the love of Pete! Later, after surgery!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Mixed Doubles.

Pete Sampras

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Novak Djokovic

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."