Tennis Aficionados Gifts

"Good thinking of your, to mention Wimbledon fortnight."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Mixed Doubles.

Pete Sampras

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Novak Djokovic

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

I love PE.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Cat and mouse.

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Once more, with fury."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

Suzanne Lenglen

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.