Tennis Fanatics Gifts

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

Ex-Wimbledon British Champions

"God, I hate Wimbledon fortnight!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Mixed Doubles.

Pete Sampras

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Novak Djokovic

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Cat and mouse.

I love PE.

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Once more, with fury."

"Mam? What's love juice?"