Tennis Fanatic Gifts

'Want to serve first?'

'Hey you INCONSIDERATE MORON, IT'S 3 a.m.!! QUIT making that INFERNAL RACKET!!

"Gosh is it Wimbledon fortnight already?"

Premature celebration

The longest tennis match in history at Wimbledon.

Pete Sampras

Wimbledon

'Wow. You've got a really powerful serve.'

'Just don't get overconfident. This guy may not have much of a backhand, but he's got god on his side.'

Djokovic Judged

The Jimi Hendrix tennis camp for girls

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Novak Djokovic Caricature

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

Endless tennis match : old players and line judges with long beard.

"We must prepare for the threat of China laying claim to Raducanu."

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

Novak Djokovic in Deep Water

"And the score remains unchanged."

'Nice try, Griggs.'

Henman Hill...Henman Mountain (winning Wimbledon).

Soldier returns bullet with tennis racket.

Billie Jean King

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

'My client's human rights have been violated by deporting him before the good weather and Andy Murray's win.'

Roger Federer

The eagle eye... at the game... and after the game is over.

"Pickleballers – one mile away."

"Frankly, I preferred it when tennis was a gentlemen's game."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!