Tennis Enthusiast Gifts

"Anyone for tennis?"

Tennis Balls

'Wimbledon - The British weather is causing ever more contentious line-calls.'

"And the crowd roars."

"Why do men play best of five and women best of three?"

Mixed Doubles.

Watching a tennis match vs. watching the stock market.

'Strategy , , , got to think strategy , , ,'

"You're on the forty-ninth floor now, Mr. Dowd. Up here, the world no longer revolves around you."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Tennis coach says to player, 'People are calling you the next Tim Henman!' Player responds with, 'Bastards!'

Anyone for tennis?

"In future you should leave the 'Between the leg' shots to Andy Murray!"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

Senior tennis player having a tennis-oriented vision check-up.

Two tennis players playing over computer that says 'The Net'.

Dog ball-boy.

'It's better to keep the second ball in your pocket.'

'He's been poaching for forty years and she couldn't take it any more.'

'We managed to get to the Tennis Elbow before it spread to your balls!'

'I like tennis - I've always been into mixed doubles.'

'Your serves are a little weak. Practicing with this ball should solve that problem.'

'Now, that's what I call a smash!'

Tennis talking over the net.

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"His serve is excellent, his forehand is strong, his backhand and net game are coming along well, but he needs a louder grunt."

"Advantage, Mom."

"It's kind of a shame, really. Before tennis they used to be the best of friends."

'Hold it. I see your problem.'

"Just to set the record straight, I'm leaving you because you never turn your body to the net, you don't have a smooth swing, and because your forehand, backhand, and volley are inadequate!"

'That's my grunting coach.'

Tennis was much harder before string was invented.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'Here's the problem, this wall is made out velcro.'

'She's always like this when Wimbledon ends.'