Tennis Aficionado Gifts

"According to my Zip Code, I prefer non-spicy foods, enjoy tennis more than golf, subscribe to at least one news-oriented periodical, own between thirty and thirty-five ties, never buy lemon-scented products, and have a power tool in my basement, but none

"It looks bad, boss - they got your DNA off an old tennis ball."

Tennis Court - "How do you plead?"

"Really, I'm a leg-man myself."

'It's not doubles. That's his agent back there.'

'Press the red button for the 'no grunt' option...'

Female tennis player snorting lines on the tennis court.

Paul Meets Peter

Pedro Castillo never forgot his humble beginnings in catering.

Tennis Fan

"You need to take a break from watching too many tennis matches."

Naomi Osaka

"I'm sorry but after 'Henman Hill' and 'Murray Mound' we are really only interested in supporting players whose names rhyme with the local topography."

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Novak Djokovic Deported from Australia

Dinara Safina

Monica Seles

'You don't know anything about waiting.'

"Can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis."

Tennis

I love Tennis

You've got henmania

Cow Tennis Players

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'You don't need another, Herb. By the way, the sweatband goes around your head.'

Enough said.

"It could be a tough one today lad, you're playing the number two seed."

Nudist reads newspaper headline: Clothed rambler strikes again.

'Anyone for doubles?'

'I'm leaving you for someone who ignores me to watch Wimbledon!'

"It's the racket season again!"

Ivan Lendl

Mother comments on son's slender figure and a stout uncle tells her that he was the same build at eighteen.

Wait! Don't throw the tennis ball yet!

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."