Tennis Superfan Gifts

Tennis enthusiast spots a famous tennis player.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mixed Doubles.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love PE.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Once more, with fury."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.