Tenpin Bowling Lover Pillows

A man about to be executed by Guillotine seeing if his head can knock over some Tenpin Bowling pins

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball head.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Joe Hundredaire

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

Stonehenge Bowling

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"It's no use with him. It's over."

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

Extreme Bowling.

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

'What are YOU doing here?'