Ten-pin Bowling Pillows

How Bowlers Strike.

There are more things to life than bowling...but I ignore them.

Natural Disasters

Polar bear bowling alley

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Bowling ball head.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

King Pin

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Corporate thinking.

Pin-atas

Vikings to the Super bowl.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

Joe Hundredaire

Jimmy Anderson

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'