Ten-pin Bowling Pillows

There are more things to life than bowling...but I ignore them.

Natural Disasters

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling ball head.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

King Pin

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Corporate thinking.

Joe Hundredaire

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins