Tenpin Tactician Pillows

'I hate to keep complaining, but my finger grip on this ball still doesn't seem right.'

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Works every time."

Bowling ball head.

"That was a rumor day."

My first mistake.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'This board meeting will come to order!'

Snooker.

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

Golf

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

Angry tennis player.

'The workers talk about football, managers talk about tennis, and top brass talk about golf.' - 'So the bigger the job the smaller the balls.'

Chess Chef

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

Addressing The Ball

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

Saving Pin Ryan.