Tennis Tactician Pillows

"It looks like the ball is in your court."

'I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

'The workers talk about football, managers talk about tennis, and top brass talk about golf.' - 'So the bigger the job the smaller the balls.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Alternative fielding positions

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Kitchen Tetris

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Football.

"That was a rumor day."

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Human males marking territory.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'This board meeting will come to order!'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'