Table Tennis Tactician Pillows

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

'This board meeting will come to order!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

COWS: Cow Pong

Table tennis.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

The return of Miss Subways

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Safety meeting.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Snooker.

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

Ping Pong

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'Better get used to player rotation!'

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

Golf