Foosball: Youth soccer version.
Table Soccer Tactician Pillows
Add a playful touch to their game room or sofa with a pillow that celebrates the tactical mind of a table soccer enthusiast. Cozy and amusing, it makes any space more lively.
'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'
Board Game Hunter
'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'
Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'
Carlo Ancelotti
'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'
'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'
Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?
". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."
'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'
Children playing really hard at complex table football game
"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."
'This board meeting will come to order!'
'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'
'We're still crazy then ...'
Snooker.
'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'
'Better get used to player rotation!'
Golf
"Try caressing the ball with your bat."
"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."
'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'
The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .
'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''
In Russia, soccer is a contract sport.
"Come on Lads! Let's move up the pitch!"
'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'
'The workers talk about football, managers talk about tennis, and top brass talk about golf.' - 'So the bigger the job the smaller the balls.'
Unai Emery Etxegoien
Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer
No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).
Stable tennis
"We're updating stats for our fantasy football league."
'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'
Table Soccer Tactician Pillows Collection
Table Soccer Tactician Mugs
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Table Soccer Tactician Prints
Browse our art prints that capture the strategic spirit of table soccer tacticians—ideal for decorating their game room or workspace.
Table Soccer Tactician T-Shirts
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