Table Soccer Enthusiast Pillows

Lawn mower man on football table.

"Come on Lads! Let's move up the pitch!"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Stable tennis

Ping Pong Handshake.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

"There's always a prima donna."

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

Table Tennis Cheat

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

Knight Using Draw-Bridge to Play Ping Pong.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

World Ping-Pong Federation.

'He tried to jump over the net.'

Beaver Table Tennis

"Stop complaining you only lost your chips and shirt!"

'I'm always happy to be taking incoming fire with no available support. . . as long as I know the table tennis tournament will be well protected.'