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Lawn mower man on football table.

"Come on Lads! Let's move up the pitch!"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Stable tennis

Ping Pong Handshake.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Table Tennis Cheat

"There's always a prima donna."

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Knight Using Draw-Bridge to Play Ping Pong.

'He tried to jump over the net.'

Even with his lucky clover necklace, Sam couldn't win at cards

Beaver Table Tennis

"A little Ping-Pong in the basement?"

"Obviously, they're evolving much faster than we are."