Table Football Enthusiast T-Shirts

"There's always a prima donna."

New strip for the table football team

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

New Football Strips (For Table Football)

Gender Rivalry

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Knights of the bedside table.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."

'We're still crazy then ...'

'Will you make the final table?'

"Hey fellas! I think I've just invented a new football game."

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Ping Pong

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

"Come on Lads! Let's move up the pitch!"

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

Ping Pong Handshake.

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

'I love working with my hands.'

Stable tennis

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'I believe this is one of the original sets'