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"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Even with his lucky clover necklace, Sam couldn't win at cards

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Knights of the bedside table.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

An infinity pool table

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Existential Risk

Let the Summer Games Begin!

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

White Flight. Beautification. Gentrification. Plain Old Rich.

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'Will you make the final table?'

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

"Hey fellas! I think I've just invented a new football game."

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Ping Pong

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

The Trump Administration Alternative Reality Game

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

'I think we are finally turning the corner...'

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.