Table Game Aficionado Mugs

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Even with his lucky clover necklace, Sam couldn't win at cards

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Knights of the bedside table.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

An infinity pool table

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Existential Risk

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'Will you make the final table?'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

The Trump Administration Alternative Reality Game

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

'I think we are finally turning the corner...'

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'