Table Sports Aficionado Mugs

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

An infinity pool table

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Stable tennis

Ping Pong Handshake.

"Come on Lads! Let's move up the pitch!"

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Table Tennis Cheat

"There's always a prima donna."

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Knight Using Draw-Bridge to Play Ping Pong.

'I'm always happy to be taking incoming fire with no available support. . . as long as I know the table tennis tournament will be well protected.'

New Football Strips (For Table Football)