Table Sports Aficionado Gifts

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

An infinity pool table

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Ping Pong

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Ping Pong Handshake.

"Come on Lads! Let's move up the pitch!"

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

Stable tennis

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Table Tennis Cheat

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

"There's always a prima donna."

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Knight Using Draw-Bridge to Play Ping Pong.

'I'm always happy to be taking incoming fire with no available support. . . as long as I know the table tennis tournament will be well protected.'

New Football Strips (For Table Football)