Table Games Aficionado Gifts

An infinity pool table

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Knights of the bedside table.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'Will you make the final table?'

"Hey fellas! I think I've just invented a new football game."

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

'I love working with my hands.'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Stable tennis

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

"There's always a prima donna."

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'

Table Tennis Cheat

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'