Table Tennis Aficionado Gifts

Competitive table tennis

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Ping Pong Heimlich

Ping Pong Airport

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

COWS: Cow Pong

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Table tennis.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

The return of Miss Subways

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Safety meeting.

'This board meeting will come to order!'

Table Tennis ball-boys

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

Stable tennis

conversing using table tennis technology

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

Ping Pong Handshake.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'These Amazonian rainforest tribes...the must have a ping pong table in one of these mud huts.'