Table Tennis Enthusiast Gifts

'This is a table for two.'

Why the game Pong Ping never caught on.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

Knight Using Draw-Bridge to Play Ping Pong.

'Here's an empty table.'

Coronavirus

"And that's the absolute biggest Ping-Pong player you could find?"

Ping Pong

"No, there's no mention of it in here."

"I wish this gave me an opportunity for some cardio."

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Spiro & Pusho plays table tennis

Table Tennis Cheat

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

'Serves him right... what a damn stupid place to play table tennis anyway!'

'He tried to jump over the net.'

Beaver Table Tennis

Man swallowing table tennis ball

'I'm always happy to be taking incoming fire with no available support. . . as long as I know the table tennis tournament will be well protected.'

Stable tennis

Young lady excited to meet the amateur table tennis champion of Peckham.

Aesop's Tables

"A little Ping-Pong in the basement?"

"Obviously, they're evolving much faster than we are."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Mixed Doubles.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Novak Djokovic

'I like you, you've got balls.'