Table Tennis Lovers Gifts

'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

COWS: Cow Pong

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

An infinity pool table

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Table tennis.

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

The return of Miss Subways

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Safety meeting.

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'This board meeting will come to order!'

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

'I guess there's a lack of big trials. Court TV is carrying a tennis match.'

'Watch out, you'll get tennis elbow.'

Stable tennis

Ping Pong Handshake.

conversing using table tennis technology

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'