Table Tennis Buffs Gifts

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

COWS: Cow Pong

An infinity pool table

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Table tennis.

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

The return of Miss Subways

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Safety meeting.

'This board meeting will come to order!'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'Watch out, you'll get tennis elbow.'

'I guess there's a lack of big trials. Court TV is carrying a tennis match.'

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Stable tennis

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

Ping Pong Handshake.

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'