Table Tennis Gifts

Competitive table tennis

'This is a table for two.'

'We have to go back to thinking 'inside' the box.'

Why the game Pong Ping never caught on.

Table Tennis ball-boys

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

'Now keep your mouth shut. This is our last ball.'

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest-- do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

'If you remember correctly, the last thing I said before the ship went down was: 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

'Must this family always talk sports at the dinner table?'

Children trying to play table tennis

Knight Using Draw-Bridge to Play Ping Pong.

'Here's an empty table.'

N.Y.C. Ping Pong Assoc. 2nd Floor

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

conversing using table tennis technology

"No, there's no mention of it in here."

"I literally don't even remember what we do here."

"I wish this gave me an opportunity for some cardio."

Table Tennis

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'

COWS: Cow Pong

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Table Tennis

'Quick! Give me the paddles!'

Table tennis.

'Fetch Fetch Fetch'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.