Table Tennis Player Gifts

Stable tennis

World Ping-Pong Federation.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

COWS: Cow Pong

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Table tennis.

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

The return of Miss Subways

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

'This board meeting will come to order!'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Safety meeting.

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

conversing using table tennis technology

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

Ping Pong Handshake.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Table Tennis Cheat

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"