Table Tennis Player Pillows

Stable tennis

World Ping-Pong Federation.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

COWS: Cow Pong

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Table tennis.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

The return of Miss Subways

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Safety meeting.

'This board meeting will come to order!'

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

Ping Pong Handshake.

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'

Table Tennis Cheat

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

'These Amazonian rainforest tribes...the must have a ping pong table in one of these mud huts.'