Table Tennis Fanatic Pillows

Callgo Championship Table Tennis - two competitors playing a game of tennis with tables.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Mixed Doubles.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Novak Djokovic

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

COWS: Cow Pong

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

An infinity pool table

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

I love PE.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Cat and mouse.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Table tennis.

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Once more, with fury."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

The return of Miss Subways