Table Tennis Fan Pillows

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Ping Pong Handshake.

Table Tennis

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mixed Doubles.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

COWS: Cow Pong

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love PE.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Table tennis.

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Once more, with fury."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'