Table Tennis Enthusiasts Pillows

Table Tennis ball-boys

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mixed Doubles.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

COWS: Cow Pong

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

An infinity pool table

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

I love PE.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Table tennis.

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Once more, with fury."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

The return of Miss Subways

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"