Table Tennis Players Pillows

'Whats his game?' - 'Oh! He used to be a goalkeeper.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

COWS: Cow Pong

An infinity pool table

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Table tennis.

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

The return of Miss Subways

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Safety meeting.

'This board meeting will come to order!'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

Stable tennis

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

Ping Pong Handshake.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'

Ping Kong

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

'These Amazonian rainforest tribes...the must have a ping pong table in one of these mud huts.'

Table Tennis Cheat