Table Tennis Fan Gifts

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Ping Pong Handshake.

Table Tennis

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Mixed Doubles.

Pete Sampras

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Novak Djokovic

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

COWS: Cow Pong

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

I love PE.

Cat and mouse.

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Table tennis.

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Once more, with fury."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Mam? What's love juice?"

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."