Table Enthusiast Gifts

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"The last doggy bag."

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Ping Pong

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Stable tennis

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."

Table Tennis Cheat

Wedding Place-Setting Guide

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."