Table Enthusiasts Gifts

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

An infinity pool table

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Ping Pong

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Stable tennis

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'

Table Tennis Cheat

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Wedding Place-Setting Guide

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

Knight Using Draw-Bridge to Play Ping Pong.