Table Manner Enthusiast Gifts

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"The last doggy bag."

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

'Don't chew your food.'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

"Gesundheit!"

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."