Table Manner Enthusiast Prints

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"The last doggy bag."

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Don't chew your food.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

Break Bread, Not Wind.

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

"Gesundheit!"