Table Manners Enthusiast Gifts

"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."

"The last doggy bag."

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

'You guys eat RAW fish? No knives? No forks? No mayo? No wine? My goodness, you behave like animals!'

'Hey, hey, hey - feet off the table.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

"Sit properly in your chair!"

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

"What a slobster."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

'Don't chew your food.'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"So you mean to tell me that this business dinner actually involves business?"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"Once again, Dave blew the date when his instincts got the better of his etiquette."

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'