Table Manner Aficionado Gifts

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"The last doggy bag."

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Don't chew your food.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

Break Bread, Not Wind.

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

"Gesundheit!"

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."