Table Manner Aficionado Pillows

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"The last doggy bag."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

'Don't chew your food.'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

"Gesundheit!"

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

"Do you HAVE to pick your nose at the table?!!"